Male director to travel to a place, the women students to see him, they talk about wages, male director asked: Sha money, you first get out of bed, I went to take a shower. It appears the girl was four years old, holding the umbrella bounce mother who bought it? Five dollars a! Dad who bought it? Six dollars a! I rushed to his head suddenly look short: ten dollars two sale? This little girl about to cry, Mom and Dad they face black line
3, an old classmate there is the phone number to Valentine, name written as 10086. Whenever my wife should see a message each time a look at say, T / MD, 10086 is too full of people, and make hair more nauseating ... ...
4, high school, a buddy with I went to the bookstall, insolent to ask the boss: On the way back I asked:
5, consciousness: the future must first buy a house after buying the car, a car can play car shock, there is room for only wait for the earthquake ...
6, a girl online marriage, writes: I am 80, pretty, tall 165, virgin. . . I saw touched almost runny nose, back: Burongyia, 80 still a virgin, good girl. Little girl replies: I said is the constellation Virgo, you Ya really soil. . .
7, students travel, reached the top, a special girl shouted at the peak of excitement: the motherland, ah, my mother! Then a crush on this woman special boy shouted encouraging: the motherland, ah, my wife's mother
8, in the supermarket, saw a tied him up with the crabs from 18.9 yuan to 28.9 yuan in the freezer cabinet climb. I burst into tears, you too have motivated the TM!
9, Confucius, Mo Tzu, Lao Tzu, see the Jade Emperor. Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother is bathing. Confucius and Mozi peep under the window, was found in the Jade Emperor. Jade Emperor laments: slogan:
11, Somali pirates: Millions! But seven million invoice to write! ------ ** ten time, whether you are not! ! !
13, a place long drought without rain. Farmers ask a fortune teller: in the end when there is rain? Fortune teller handed him a folded piece of paper, said: people remember the fortune-teller, then remove the paper look, which said:
14, high school, pass on the line as long as the envy of college, university, high school does not pass the envy of all lines.
15, organized by the school gala, hosted on the stage: Here are your XXX for everyone to bring a Car. Zheng Zhi Hua is indeed the result is music of the
16, a doctor after reading the front of the former patient medical records after a name on the card: Two Birds Lin, Lin double bird, called a few times and no one came to see a doctor to see next one then the. After a long one came to ask: how not my turn? The doctor asked his name. The man said: My name is Lin and chicken.
17, a woman go out at night playing mahjong, afraid of waking her husband home at night, then in the living room clothes off his shirt, gently into the bedroom, only to her husband woke up, see this surprise: I R You ancestors, and win big oh, lost in this way!
18, a mosquito into the city, very hungry. Saw a tall lady breasts, then plunged into the snap, the result is a mouth full of silica gel, then Yangtianchangtan: A black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears, said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping!
20, every girl can LORI two to three years, but every man can be a long, long time Uncle
21, who abducted a six-month-old boy trafficked , plans to sell to the outskirts of a village. Villagers have shook his head: human trafficking helpless, secretly place a wonderful reflection of the baby, the parents cried, the baby suddenly began to speak: When the total scratch ass waiter. The doctor asked with concern: What are hemorrhoids? waiter impatiently replied: Please take care of recipes down! recipes do not point!
23, he was deputy department inspector, with the State leaders have relatives, study visits to the West, he only brought three servants, and never use police to clear the way public funds also do not eat, drink, and sometimes even beg for food ... ... he was going to visit the West for many years, have seen a number of foreign heads of state, results large, did not return after the promotion requirements, teaching life to do good, without any possessions after death. He is a monk
24, a poor village family planning work in the Northwest has been do a very bad, and later transferred to the city a college student, detailed the field visits, the number of students for the villagers acquire TV. The following year, the village family planning indicators of the successful completion of the content of the -----!!!
25, pastor asked A couple: five minutes after the end of the world if you want to do? husband enthusiastically replied: to **. Mrs. White says profoundly at him: that the remaining four minutes doing?
26, one day, and bf open room, go early, only four p.m. and more. noise is not very good, heard girls next door have started micro-called light breath, it is estimated not in depth. My bf is known as eavesdropping habit began to concentrate. seemingly about to enter the g tide times, increasing demands for girls, girls are suddenly a cry of defeat, her husband, down the leg cramps I had, alas! quick to help me rub
27, otaku costs of paper, Female Pay ---- house ... ... this is also meaning ah!!! ... ... ... ...
28, the secretary attending the Environment Day, Health Day, Earth days after the event, notify the Office of Water Day and she would also like to participate in lectures, the secretary was furious: today's date, tomorrow, that day, I really can not stand!
29, my New Year baby is a girl when the family is not convenient to the toilet more than I helped her hold the baby in front of the results of the urine, said the broken child my mother told me ... when I grow up with little jj would not you hold a
< br> 30, cross the bridge noodle noodle expensive than what? because with the toll
31, passing a small shop inside the speaker weird shouting: All merchandise as long as 25 yuan. Shoes 25 yuan, 25 yuan bags, bedding 25 yuan, 25 yuan all, the audience 25. Do not miss passing through ... ... ... This man actually in that pattern at the 'best' word! One MM said, a woman loves you, you kind of love; hundred women love you, you are idols; thousand women love you, you are a hero; million women love you, you are leaders; the country's women love you, you are the renminbi; Women around the world love you. Oh! you are sanitary napkins. , Your penis is not saved, but the wounds I'll give you sew on the. shouted one stage of a film: You talk back to put the plug back again!
30, a girl in a boys ears always Debating, boys stretch said: . .
3, an old classmate there is the phone number to Valentine, name written as 10086. Whenever my wife should see a message each time a look at say, T / MD, 10086 is too full of people, and make hair more nauseating ... ...
4, high school, a buddy with I went to the bookstall, insolent to ask the boss: On the way back I asked:
5, consciousness: the future must first buy a house after buying the car, a car can play car shock, there is room for only wait for the earthquake ...
6, a girl online marriage, writes: I am 80, pretty, tall 165, virgin. . . I saw touched almost runny nose, back: Burongyia, 80 still a virgin, good girl. Little girl replies: I said is the constellation Virgo, you Ya really soil. . .
7, students travel, reached the top, a special girl shouted at the peak of excitement: the motherland, ah, my mother! Then a crush on this woman special boy shouted encouraging: the motherland, ah, my wife's mother
8, in the supermarket, saw a tied him up with the crabs from 18.9 yuan to 28.9 yuan in the freezer cabinet climb. I burst into tears, you too have motivated the TM!
9, Confucius, Mo Tzu, Lao Tzu, see the Jade Emperor. Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother is bathing. Confucius and Mozi peep under the window, was found in the Jade Emperor. Jade Emperor laments: slogan:
11, Somali pirates: Millions! But seven million invoice to write! ------ ** ten time, whether you are not! ! !
13, a place long drought without rain. Farmers ask a fortune teller: in the end when there is rain? Fortune teller handed him a folded piece of paper, said: people remember the fortune-teller, then remove the paper look, which said:
14, high school, pass on the line as long as the envy of college, university, high school does not pass the envy of all lines.
15, organized by the school gala, hosted on the stage: Here are your XXX for everyone to bring a Car. Zheng Zhi Hua is indeed the result is music of the
16, a doctor after reading the front of the former patient medical records after a name on the card: Two Birds Lin, Lin double bird, called a few times and no one came to see a doctor to see next one then the. After a long one came to ask: how not my turn? The doctor asked his name. The man said: My name is Lin and chicken.
17, a woman go out at night playing mahjong, afraid of waking her husband home at night, then in the living room clothes off his shirt, gently into the bedroom, only to her husband woke up, see this surprise: I R You ancestors, and win big oh, lost in this way!
18, a mosquito into the city, very hungry. Saw a tall lady breasts, then plunged into the snap, the result is a mouth full of silica gel, then Yangtianchangtan: A black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears, said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping!
20, every girl can LORI two to three years, but every man can be a long, long time Uncle
21, who abducted a six-month-old boy trafficked , plans to sell to the outskirts of a village. Villagers have shook his head: human trafficking helpless, secretly place a wonderful reflection of the baby, the parents cried, the baby suddenly began to speak: When the total scratch ass waiter. The doctor asked with concern: What are hemorrhoids? waiter impatiently replied: Please take care of recipes down! recipes do not point!
23, he was deputy department inspector, with the State leaders have relatives, study visits to the West, he only brought three servants, and never use police to clear the way public funds also do not eat, drink, and sometimes even beg for food ... ... he was going to visit the West for many years, have seen a number of foreign heads of state, results large, did not return after the promotion requirements, teaching life to do good, without any possessions after death. He is a monk
24, a poor village family planning work in the Northwest has been do a very bad, and later transferred to the city a college student, detailed the field visits, the number of students for the villagers acquire TV. The following year, the village family planning indicators of the successful completion of the content of the -----!!!
25, pastor asked A couple: five minutes after the end of the world if you want to do? husband enthusiastically replied: to **. Mrs. White says profoundly at him: that the remaining four minutes doing?
26, one day, and bf open room, go early, only four p.m. and more. noise is not very good, heard girls next door have started micro-called light breath, it is estimated not in depth. My bf is known as eavesdropping habit began to concentrate. seemingly about to enter the g tide times, increasing demands for girls, girls are suddenly a cry of defeat, her husband, down the leg cramps I had, alas! quick to help me rub
27, otaku costs of paper, Female Pay ---- house ... ... this is also meaning ah!!! ... ... ... ...
28, the secretary attending the Environment Day, Health Day, Earth days after the event, notify the Office of Water Day and she would also like to participate in lectures, the secretary was furious: today's date, tomorrow, that day, I really can not stand!
29, my New Year baby is a girl when the family is not convenient to the toilet more than I helped her hold the baby in front of the results of the urine, said the broken child my mother told me ... when I grow up with little jj would not you hold a
< br> 30, cross the bridge noodle noodle expensive than what? because with the toll
31, passing a small shop inside the speaker weird shouting: All merchandise as long as 25 yuan. Shoes 25 yuan, 25 yuan bags, bedding 25 yuan, 25 yuan all, the audience 25. Do not miss passing through ... ... ... This man actually in that pattern at the 'best' word! One MM said, a woman loves you, you kind of love; hundred women love you, you are idols; thousand women love you, you are a hero; million women love you, you are leaders; the country's women love you, you are the renminbi; Women around the world love you. Oh! you are sanitary napkins. , Your penis is not saved, but the wounds I'll give you sew on the. shouted one stage of a film: You talk back to put the plug back again!
30, a girl in a boys ears always Debating, boys stretch said: . .
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